(Turns around and gets on his knees) Dear Lord, thank you for my first kiss! Amen! Josh: I knew it! Drake: Susan?! Susan: EW! Josh, what are you doing? I'm Drake's girlfriend! Josh: Drake! This isn't what it looks like- wait. Susan: Josh, it's not unintentional at all. Drake: I'm not going to do anything that involves me watching lizards make out! Josh: We could do a documentary on the reproductive habits of lizards. Josh: Can somebody please hand me my underwear? Josh: I know when a girl likes me! I've imagined it a thousand times! Josh: She has a crush on me! AND IT AIN'T LITTLE! I admit, it's kinda cute that you have a little crush on Susan. Josh: Heh? Drake: Two weeks, laying in bed, no school, playing a little guitar, watching a little TV, you bringing me pizzas.yeah, being grounded is ba-a-ad.īelieve Me, Brother Drake: Okay, Josh. Drake: On the road! Trevor: Better!ĭrake: What are you smiling about? Josh: The great Drake, grounded for two weeks. You know where it would sound better? Trevor. Trevor: Man, the motor sounds great! Drake: Yeah. Josh: Do you want to get grounded and end up moppin' floors like me? Drake: Would I get to wear that purdy apron? "I got punished because I lied badly." Sing a new song, would ya? Drake: You wanna get grounded? Josh: But it feels so good!!ĭrake: Once again, you were not punished because you lied- Josh: I know. Josh: If dressing up as a lady helps me help others, then dress like a lady I shall!ĭune Buggy Drake: You didn't get in trouble for lying. Walter: Think fast! Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.ĭrake: Why are you dressed like Queen Latifah?! Pilot Megan: Ugh, are they done sucking face yet? The show debuted in 2004 and ended in 2007. Quotes from Drake & Josh, is a sitcom created by Dan Scneider.
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